Some days you're calling in sick...
Other days you're calling in THICC. 💅✨
Whether you're embracing the curves, surviving Monday, or simply refusing to apologise for taking up space, this tee does all the talking for you.
Featuring a bold pastel phone graphic with the iconic phrase:
"Damn... Think I'm Gonna Have To Call In THICC Today."
💖 Perfect For
- 💖 Curvy queens
- 😂 Lovers of sarcastic humour
- ☕ Coffee-fuelled work days
- 🎁 The friend who's always the funniest in the group
- ✨ Anyone who's learnt confidence looks good in every size
Because life is too short to shrink yourself.
Wear it oversized with leggings, tucked into jeans or dressed up with a jacket—either way, you'll be serving confidence.
✨ Why You'll Love Ordering From Universal Threads UK
✨ Seriously Size Inclusive – Available in UK sizes 6–34, because confidence doesn't come in just one size.
🎨 15 Colour Choices – Pick the colour that suits your style best.
👕 Your Design, Your Way – Want it on a hoodie, sweatshirt, vest or another garment? Just ask!
🖨️ Personalised Just for You – Fancy a pocket print, oversized back print, different text colour or another little tweak? Most designs can be customised.
💖 Made to Order – Every item is printed especially for you, never mass-produced or sitting on a shelf.
📦 Supporting a Small UK Business – Every order is designed, printed, pressed, packed and posted by me, with the same care I'd want if I were opening it myself.
📦 Made Just For You
Every item is made to order by Universal Threads UK.
I've worn my own clothing through my journey from a 5XL to a Medium, so creating genuinely size-inclusive clothing isn't just something I offer—it's the reason I started this brand.
I believe everyone deserves clothing that makes them feel comfortable, confident and unapologetically themselves.
💌 Looking For Something Different?
One of the best things about ordering from Universal Threads UK is the flexibility.
Whether you'd like a different garment, a different print size, another print placement or a colour tweak, just send me a message before ordering.
Because you're not buying from a faceless company—you're chatting directly with the person who designs, prints, presses, packs and posts your order.